just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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