If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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