Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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