I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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