And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender