It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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