he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
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He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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