On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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