Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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