Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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