if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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