hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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