She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
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After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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