Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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