Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm just crazy horny about you
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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