North Korea, Best Korea!
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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