Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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