Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
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Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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