he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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