I wannas sexs uuuuu
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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