THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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