even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
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i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
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