ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
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history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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