Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
True strength comes from lack of pants
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