why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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