Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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