North Korea, Best Korea!
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.