Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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