Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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