She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
so let's talk penis.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL