So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...