Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER