I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party