she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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