There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
