Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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