im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Randomize
