we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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