it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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