He is an equal opportunity slut.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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You made out with two different species that night
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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