I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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