puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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