Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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