Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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