So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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