girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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