You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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