I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I need a burrito and a hug.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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