I must be too annoying 4 u.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
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im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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