And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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