Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
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i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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