It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
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Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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