I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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