Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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